AstroLogic: March 10 - March 24

March 10, 2016

AstroLogic Sign Edited The equinox is coming, the equinox is coming!

Betcha didn't know this, but the spring equinox marks the start of the astrological year, because it's when the Sun gets sick of Pisces' bossiness and decides to go live with Aries for a stretch. So treat this fortnight like the holiday season! Demand presents from your loved ones, time off work next week and bottomless champagne at your favorite bar on March 19: New New Year's Eve. All the crazy looks are totally worth it.

AstroLogic is written by Dr. Sterling Asterix, PhD, DDS, PSA, LMNOP. Dr. Asterix is a former student and founder of the now-defunct Sterling Asterix School For Eyeballing The Stars, with its patented single-sign horoscope prediction method. Legal requires us to stipulate that all horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only but if any of them are real it's definitely this one.

Matthew Reddin

Matthew Reddin is the arts editor of the Wisconsin Gazette. While specializing in theater criticism, he's also written about visual art, film, comedy and more. A lifelong Wisconsin resident (three months in Chicago after graduation doesn't count, right?), he got his start as an editor at now-defunct arts magazine Third Coast Digest.